June 2011
When your mom says you need to clean before a good show comes on
That moment when you accidentally swear in front of your parents.
you’re like;
and they’re like; “what did you just say?”
and then you’re just like; “Fudge! I said fudge”
and then they’re just like;
When you go to a friend's house to study:
At first:
After
tenone or two minutes:
Riding on the train
Expectation:
Reality:
I don't understand why we have fire drills. If there's a fire, I'm not going to quietly line up outside the school. In reality, this would be me.
