June 2011
Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met....
When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:
On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!
On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….
When my parents ask me who I'm texting.
That awkward moment when you enter the wrong classroom...
THEM:
And then YOU:
Fart..
American guy farts and says, “Excuse Me”
British guy farts and says, ” Pardon Me”
Japanese guy farts and says, ” Forgive Me”
………………………Indian guy farts and says, ” NOT ME”
What is Bull Riding in sex?
Get naked
Then, get on top of your girl
Start having sex
Then gently whisper another girl’s name in her ear
SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN STAY ON TOP ;)
