Yesterday, I was in a restaurant, and i saw this girl smiling at me while we were standing in line. She was short and cute as hell. She asked me if she could borrow my pen and as I gave it to her, she dropped it. So, I decided to drop ‘one’ on her. I was like,” I think you broke it, so I’m gonna need your number and your name for insurance reasons. From the look on her face and her friends, I knew I had hit home. My moment of glory was short lived cause she turned out to be taken. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
But Guess what, I still got her number.
Those fries could be salted with tears